January 2010
74 posts
btards
emily: mallory
mallory: EMILY
emily: i made the biggest mistake
mallory: what did you do
emily: last night
emily: i was asking dan some internet questions
emily: and we got onto reddit
emily: and i made the mistake of asking if 4chan was a similar type thing
mallory: oh no
emily: and before i could say "NO MALLORY SAID NEVER TO GO THERE"
emily: dan introduced me to the btards
mallory: OH NO
mallory: OH NO
emily: it was the worst.
mallory: i hope he didn't show you pictures of cats being eviscerated and strangled in bathtubs.
mallory: i hope he didn't show you the child porn.
mallory: i hope he didn't show you the racism.
emily: no, he did spare me that
emily: although we did get onto one thread where somebody asked for lesbian porn and everyone who replied just posted pictures of hedgehogs
“We treat mishaps like sinking ships and
I know that I don’t want to be...”
– Modest Mouse
M4F - graphic short story by yours truly
Things my dad says...
Me: Oh my god. Please turn the channel.
Mom: No! This is the Jersey Shore! You've got to watch this.
Me: This is the most annoying show on television. That Pookie chick is so ugly.
Mom: You mean Snooki?
Dad: They should just call her Nookie.
“My boyfriend got every DVD of Lost for Christmas, and has been catching up on...”
– Helen Killer, Regretsy
“In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible...”
– Albert Camus
Getting up before noon is hard. Mom, if you’re reading this….I know what you have to say, haha.
Seven of the Darn Cutest Baby Animal
I follow the Pulp Girls and I’m not entirely sure why. It’s basically Look At This Fucking Hipster but without the sarcastic commentary. Sometimes they post really pretty photos but a lot of the time it’s hip girls smoking hip cigarettes and peeing in hip snowy woods. It’s getting old. And yet. I’m not quite willing to unfollow.
/rant.
milestones
I’m at the office. Office hourssss wooo. I’m listening to Edward Sharpe. :) :)
I am slowly trying to work through weird relationship-type baggage. Rewriting bad history is hard, but in the long run definitely worth it. I wish Dan really understood how awesome he’s been thus far.