January 2010
74 posts
Regretsy – Dirty Pillows – NSFW →
LMFAOO God I love Regretsy so much.
December 2009
126 posts
I hate winter. I hate snow. I hate being cold.
This had better be a good fucking New Year’s Eve.
Boozecats →
I’m loving every minute of this.
“(415): And then he asked the cop “shall i shut off the lady gaga?”...”
After much thought and serious deliberation I've...
LMAOOO. Haha.
dan: (ps ima be slow cause of flour)
emily: flour?
emily: you're drinking and making pasta?
emily: that sounds like a bad plan
emily: mostly for my social life
dan: correct
dan: but i might say something goofy like
dan: "oh no there's flour in my hair"
dan: "gosh this is inconvenient"
emily: hahaha wtf
emily: i'd tap that
emily: mostly because its attractive when you're in cooking mode
emily: and you get into a frenzy
dan: i'm pretty sure if you weren't into that you couldn't be into me
dan: since my self esteem is hella wrapped up into that shit
dan: good on you
emily: its like your'e on a mission
emily: i like it
emily: kind of like when you go into daddy/intern mode and go off to protect your babies
dan: my baaaaaaybies
emily: you know how you get really affectionate after 2 or 3am?
emily: i'm like that with distance and time
emily: the longer it is i don't see you the more complimentary i'll be
emily: mostly because i forget how awful you really are
dan: thats legit
dan: distance makes the heart grow fonder
dan: proximity makes the heart remember my proclivity for poking at your butt
Can I not have a perpetual bloody nose? Kthnx.
I’m not sure I will ever understand the cult appeal of Bowie.
“(863): i like that you affectionately refer to him as “creepy” ever...”
We celebrated Christmassss tonight :) since my mom is on call tomorrow :(. I’m super psyched. She really liked the books I got her and I made it out with a Wacom tablet. :D I promised Dan first dibs on a drawing and he requested “Ladies… Hot ladies… Riding dinosaur-helicopters.” And there you have it. A hot chick riding a dinosaur-helicopter. I can’t draw feet...
Perez Hilton: Merry Christmas To You Too, Moron! →
Oh god, Fred Phelps is such a moron. Nobody, even God, could ever hate Gagaloo. So shove that shit straight up your ass.
On a more serious note, though, when is Phelps gonna kick the bucket? Isn’t he like 200 years old by now? Maybe when he goes, his militant army of inbred bigoted trolls will go with him. :-\
Snooki Punched .gif!
kindelling:
My early Christmas present to y’all:
Question: What is this drama? Also, why is nobody bothered by the fact that this chick is getting hit?? That’s not ok!
This is totally random, but if any of you are total tools about acne and destroy invisible zits (you know, the really awful ones that never come to a head and just feel like a rock under your skin) to the point where they bleed and scab over and don’t heal for several weeks… USE NEOSPORIN!!! I don’t know why I never thought of it before. Goddd.
I just watched Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas for the first time. Moral of the story: DON’T DO ACID.
Johnny is a beautiful soul, though. Even balding.
I miss school and Dan and all my intern friends. Blegh.
MAINE IN 8 DAYS!!!!
“I understand that you are a raging ball of affection.”
– Dan, referring to my maternal/good girlfriend instincts that unconditionally kick in whenever he hasn’t gotten any sleep.
Perez Hilton: Rage Against Simon Cowell! Killing... →
LOL
